How about the time she had everyone up for Thanksgiving. She was bustling around getting everything ready. Dad was outside and he somehow lit himself on fire - didn't notice until he burned the entire crotch out of his pants - good thing he had long-john's on. He came in and showed us and we were all laughing our head's off. except Mom - she was fit to be tied because he ruined a brand new pair of Dickie's - she ripped him but good. After that, instead of asking what time dinner was, we would ask what time the holiday crotch burning would begin.